Henry just shut himself in the study and announced that he needed "privacy". This is code for "i need to poop and don't bother me.' This got be musing about what it would be like if toddlers were appointed to the Obama administration....
If Henry was in charge of privacy laws in this country, they might go something like this -
If one (toddler) needs privacy, one should simply have to state his/her needs and these needs should be heeded by all other parties including animals.
One (toddler) is free to state his/her privacy domain, eg the realm of privacy. No other sentient being should enter the "realm of privacy" without explicit consent of the party stating the need for privacy.
Privacy shall be maintained for any length of time as stated by the toddler.
The penalty for not respecting all the aforementioned rules are tantrums, screaming and having trains hurled at your head (this also applies to all animals).
However, all non-toddler persons are not protected or governed by any of these laws. Only toddler persons are allowed privacy of any kind. I mean ANY KIND. If i ever get to shut the bathroom door again, it will be a blessed day. A very blessed day.
2 years ago
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